HowToWasteYourTime

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tekkythefurry:

DAMMIT, MOON MOON!!

That actually scared me…

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ruinedchildhood:

you better jack, cuz you aint gettin jill tonight..

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4chansey:

4CHANSEY'S ART SUPPLIES GIVEAWAY

I recently saved up and bought myself a new tablet so I’ve decided to give one of my old ones away along with some of the PROMARKER markers I’ve accumulated! 
The winner will receive everything in the photos and I will ship internationally. 

I’m looking forward to seeing who the winner of this giveaway is so I can witness them using these supplies and do them justice!

RULES:
✿ Mbf me 

✿ No giveaway blogs! 

✿ Must be comfortable giving me your address!
✿ Reblog as many times as you want! Likes do not count but are allowed! 

✿ The giveaway will end on the 1/Nov/14 & the winner will be picked with a random generator!

GOOD LUCK

Enjoy yummy food? this blog is for you!

Enjoy yummy food? this blog is for you!

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How To Train Your Dragon 2: A Summary

  • Hiccup: look im doing voiceovers again
  • Snoutlout: i am going to tap that sWEET ruffnut ass
  • Ruffnut: no
  • Fishlegs: i, too, am interested in the ass tapping of which you speak
  • Ruffnut: no
  • Tuffnut: what the hell is going on
  • Astrid: I'm going to win a contest
  • Astrid: HEY Hiccup look i won this contest
  • Hiccup: HEY astrid look i found an island
  • Astrid: yeah cool whatever so what the fuck is up with you and your dad
  • Hiccup: pSSSHSHHH HE WANTS ME TO BECOME CHIEF ISN'T THAT GAY
  • Astrid: oh my gods!!!
  • Hiccup: shut up don't bring religion into this
  • Astrid: oh
  • Hiccup: hey look there's smoke over there let's check it out
  • Astrid: k
  • Astrid: oh fUCK my dragon got captured by some asshole
  • Eret: YES. THAT IS ME. I AM THE ASSHOLE.
  • Hiccup: okay that's cool but i have a sword made out of fire
  • Eret: ew I'm going to kill you for the glory of my master, EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION
  • Hiccup: lol i didn't listen to any of that bye
  • Hiccup: dad this guy is building a dragon army
  • Stoick: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... whatever
  • HIccup: he calls himself drago or something dumb like that idk idk idk
  • Stoick: SHIT WE MUST GO INTO HIDING
  • Hiccup: what that's stupid I'm going to go talk to him
  • Astrid: hiccup this plan is bad
  • Hiccup: yeah but you came with
  • Astrid: good point
  • Eret: what the fuck are you doing on my ship
  • Hiccup: hey look at my cool fire sword again it uses dragon science wanna become a dragon rider
  • Eret: um
  • Stoick: HICCUP DON'T DO THE THING
  • Hiccup: DAD C'MON
  • Ruffnut: hey look at how hot this asshole is
  • Eret: WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE ON MY SHIP
  • Hiccup: i'm leaving this is stupid
  • Astrid: me too
  • Stoick: no
  • Astrid: goddamnit
  • Hiccup: hey look a new dragon ride--OH SHIT
  • Valka: I am Valka
  • Hiccup: i can see that
  • Valka: I am thE DRAGON QUEEN
  • Hiccup: i can see that
  • Valka: I aM GOD
  • Hiccup: i can see that
  • Valka: I AM YOUR MOTHER
  • Hiccup: i can se--wait what
  • Valka: lol look at all these dragons i'm so cool wanna live with me
  • Hiccup: sure but what about your husband
  • Valka: HUSBAND?
  • Stoick: WIFE?
  • Valka: HUBBAN?
  • Stoick: LET'S SING A SONG TO EXPRESS OUR LOVE
  • Valka: SURE
  • meanwhile....
  • Astrid: this is gay let's go find drago
  • Astrid: *kidnaps Eret*
  • Eret: UFCK
  • Astrid: okay cool we got to the camp now wh--
  • Drago: MURDER THEM ALL
  • Astrid: DAMNIT
  • Eret: aaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHoh wait this dragon saved my life goddamn
  • Drago: DESTROY THE DRAGON RIDERS
  • Valka: fucK look at this ARMY i am VERY ANGRY
  • Stoick: calm down it's cool we got this
  • Hiccup: hey drago i like what you got going on here it's pretty cool and stuff but what about being a drAGON RIDER HUH? sounds great amirite
  • Drago: no i'm going to kill the alpha and replace him with a new alpha
  • Hiccup: wtf
  • Valka: it's cool i got this
  • *new alpha kills old alpha*
  • Valka: nvm i don't got this
  • Drago: toothless, kill hiccup
  • Hiccup: what
  • Toothless: k
  • Hiccup: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOOTHLESS NO
  • Stoick: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SON NO
  • Stoick: *dies*
  • Hiccup: FUCK
  • Toothless: FUCK
  • Valka: FUCK
  • Astrid: FUCK
  • Eret: i still have no idea what's going on
  • Drago: k i'm gonna take over your town now bye
  • Gobber: we should have a funeral
  • Gobber: blah blah blah GREAT CHIEF blah blah blah NORSE MYTHOLOGY
  • Hiccup: shut up don't bring religion into this *fires arrow*
  • Gobber: oh
  • Everyone: *fires arrow*
  • Astrid: now what
  • Hiccup: idk how about baby dragons
  • Hiccup: DRAGO I AM HERE TO TAKE MY TOWN BACK
  • Drago: umm??? but i have your dragon????
  • Hiccup: not anymore bITCH
  • Drago: SHIT
  • Toothless: I AM THE ALPHA
  • Drago: no
  • Toothless: I AM THE ALPHA
  • Drago: fuck no
  • Toothless: I AM THE ALPHA
  • Bewilderbeast: yeah he's the alpha
  • Drago: SHIT
  • Hiccup: wtf Toothless? discount godzilla
  • Toothless: shut up i'm saving the day
  • Hiccup: oh
  • Astrid: hiccup i'm so proud of you
  • Hiccup: thanks girlfriend
  • Valka: hiccup i'm so proud of you
  • Hiccup: thanks mom
  • Valka: your dad would be proud of you too
  • Hiccup: thanks dead dad
  • Eret: i still have no idea what's going on
  • Hiccup: here take my dad's dragon
  • Eret: oh sweet
  • Astrid: let's have another contest
  • Hiccup: wtf is it with you and contests jesus chrsit I'm gonna win this time even though i'm the chief and shouldn't be in the contests anymore
  • Astrid: oh
  • Hiccup: hey look another voiceover
homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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